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fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

socialanxietytruthsandhelp:

If this helps one person I will be so, so pleased. 

Please reblog for your followers, you don’t know who needs help :)

I hope this helps and be sure to follow for advice, relatable posts, submitting your own anxiety truth or just realising you’re not so alone:

www.socialanxietytruthsandhelp.tumblr.com  

250px:

please watch this video

unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol
clestroying:

regirocked:

clestroying:

can someone please photo shop this


you’re welcome

thankyou

clestroying:

regirocked:

clestroying:

can someone please photo shop this

you’re welcome

thankyou

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

religiousdad:

i’m having an out of body experience 

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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