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Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do
Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|
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fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

*drops mic*

okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014: hella

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

adverber:

Myers Briggs type: TFWNOGF

it-is-a-3-patch-problem:

frightfullytreeish:

so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig

And now I will never unsee it

it-is-a-3-patch-problem:

frightfullytreeish:

so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig

And now I will never unsee it

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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katara:

janemba:

qualitymeat:

LMAO STOP

I love this so much

i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it 

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned