"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
"i don’t like garlic bread"
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
Myers Briggs type: TFWNOGF
so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig
And now I will never unsee it
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
I love this so much
i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
your sheep looks concerned