saying something randomly in sync with your best friend
Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.
remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs
what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have
MOTHERFUCKING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, LADIES AND GENTS
when your pretend boyfriend, who you secretly have feelings for, starts checking out the naked crazy person in the elevator
mom: clean your room
mom: dang tho
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
I have to see this for myself.
I don’t believe this for a second.
This never works but I’m gonna reblog anyway bc free country
Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part
sooooo… i know that you don’t want to go to school tomorrow,
if it makes you feel any better
all you have to do is survive three weeks
it’s winter break
and that means
you get to sit inside, watch netflix, and cover yourself in blankets!!
YOU CAN DO IT BABE
I BELIEVE IN YOU AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH